I’m a hopeless romantic, but if I have any problems in my love life (a life which ranges from absolutely nothing to absolutely terrifying) I immediately become allergic to slash

Which is bad because smut RP is 90% of my interactions with my friends

It doesn’t help that aforementioned problems gives my executive dysfunction a x2 multiplier and makes me deathly allergic to anything those people share with me (goodbye, jo/jo and an/imal crossing)

I guess I gotta face the fact that I’m just allergic to romance and stay away from it. Like a lactose intolerant person who loves ice cream, I suffer

Anyway this thread isn’t related to anything, I just make bad decisions and need to cut some stuff out of my life