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so i’m gonna reply to this tweet a lot because i’m gonna tell you a story of what happened to me today. if you read it, great thx for being here. if you don’t honestly this just makes me laugh so i wanna make sure i remember it. so here we go.
i ordered sushi for pickup today.
i ordered sushi for pickup today.
i was fricken stoked. i haven’t had sushi in quarantine and it’s my fave. i’m living life i’m feeling GOOD i even picked up some sake from the local jewel to get the full experience
i pull up to the place and i see a sign they now have a drive thru for pickup?!?!!
i pull up to the place and i see a sign they now have a drive thru for pickup?!?!!
this is my sweet sweet heaven. a sushi drive thru. so i’m sitting in the car thinking damn a sushi drive thru. miss corona, you did something right.
and i see my gal in the window . the wise hostess who remembers my orders. we have a bond.
and i see my gal in the window . the wise hostess who remembers my orders. we have a bond.
i roll down my window so happy to see her and something hits me. something so foul. something so thick. i could taste it. i can’t explain it but it was truly a smell i haven’t ever experienced in my life and i used to work at a public pool.
here’s a fun fact about me you didn’t want to or need to know i have a high gag reflex ? i don’t know how to word that and not make it sound gross? but if i even think about something gross i can gag.
so i roll down my window as one does at a drive thru and the smell hits me
so i roll down my window as one does at a drive thru and the smell hits me
i look my favorite hostess dead in the eye for the first time in 2 months and gag because the smell is so foul
she looks at me weird and walks away. not a word said but like how was she not passing out
she looks at me weird and walks away. not a word said but like how was she not passing out
anyway i’m questioning if i should be getting raw fish from a place the smells like death but i grab my food, i give her a tip because good god working in that kind of environment must be hell on wheels, then drive away HOPING TO AIR OUT MY CAR
turns out the smell is everywhere not just in the drive thru and my car is now FULLY PERMEATED WITH STANK because I ROLLED DOWN ALL MY WINDOWS IN THE HOPES OF BREATHING AGAIN
anyway must have been a farm near by laying down some kind of manure that cannot be legal or something because it was everywhere.
sushi was great though.
thanks bye.
sushi was great though.
thanks bye.
also like this was in barrington i’m not getting sushi from a farm country i wanna clarify that. so this was really just a wild ride. barrington is $$$$$$ like ferrari’s and shit.
