So many inane things I’ve wanted to tweet in the past week

When ur essential travel radius goes from 2 miles to like 60 miles bc hospitals

When you’re already at the doctor and they tell you go to a completely different ER

Great, now I get to wash everyone’s hair and help everyone put on pants (in my household)

My husband broke his shoulder riding his bike and had a seven hour surgery and to put the pieces back together with a bunch of hardware

Damnit, he left the breathing gamification device (the Incentive Spirometer!) at the hospital because he didn’t know what it was for or that he could take it home