The frogs outside mock me with their ribbetting.

Descent into madness: complete.

UPDATE:

Also awoke to a koi pond full of new frog eggs this morning. Disgusting. This must stop. It WILL stop. And I'm just the man to stop it.

I mean, look at this jerk. Just sitting there, atop the filter, laughing at me.

My pistol cannot arrive soon enough.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW KERMIT

AND THERE'S ANOTHER I AM THE FROGMASTER

(for those frog-lovers out there, pls note that Kermit & Pepe were not terminated - merely forcibly relocated to the creek behind the house)