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The frogs outside mock me with their ribbetting.
Descent into madness: complete.
UPDATE:
Also awoke to a koi pond full of new frog eggs this morning. Disgusting. This must stop. It WILL stop. And I& #39;m just the man to stop it.
I mean, look at this jerk. Just sitting there, atop the filter, laughing at me.
My pistol cannot arrive soon enough.
My pistol cannot arrive soon enough.
WHO& #39;S LAUGHING NOW KERMIT
AND THERE& #39;S ANOTHER I AM THE FROGMASTER
(for those frog-lovers out there, pls note that Kermit & Pepe were not terminated - merely forcibly relocated to the creek behind the house)
