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The frogs outside mock me with their ribbetting.
Descent into madness: complete.
UPDATE:
Also awoke to a koi pond full of new frog eggs this morning. Disgusting. This must stop. It WILL stop. And I'm just the man to stop it.
I mean, look at this jerk. Just sitting there, atop the filter, laughing at me.
My pistol cannot arrive soon enough.
My pistol cannot arrive soon enough.
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW KERMIT
AND THERE'S ANOTHER I AM THE FROGMASTER
(for those frog-lovers out there, pls note that Kermit & Pepe were not terminated - merely forcibly relocated to the creek behind the house)
