Heard a story today that still has me laughing.
Friend of mine called in a workman to fix something at her home. After checking it out thoroughly, he said he couldn& #39;t fix it on spot so he would have to take it and try to source a part.

Days pass. She doesn& #39;t hear from him so she tries calling. Nothing. About 2 weeks pass. Still nothing. One day, she notices that he& #39;s on Whatsapp so she calls him. Man answers. "Yu mussi ah wonder wah happen to me. Dem nuh put me inna warrantine."

Took her a minute to figure out that he meant quarantine. So he tells her that he went to see a man who does work for him from time to time. Same time, public health people draw down and gather up everybody that was there. Turns out, couple people in the group were positive.

Workman says he knows his friend to be a good man who doesn& #39;t sleep around and if he did, he would certainly use a condom so he cannot for the life of him understand how comes he got the corona.

My friend asked what condom had to do with it. Man says him sure seh de virus go all over yu body so it must can transmit that way. No matter what my friend tried to tell him...he insisted that he was right.

Oh yes...he said the people in the "warrantine" told him to drink a lot of bizzy because it can kill the virus. Still can& #39;t get over the condom part though. Wonder how many people think this way...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">