Here's the 5sos lanes in a nutshell - A THREAD

Calum stans-
○ HIGHKEY obsessed with his ARMS
○ Not so secretly, secretly just Duke stans
○ Lowkey the ones you don't want to piss off
○ They probably swerve lanes...a lot
○ Most likely crying over how adorably chubby his cheeks are
○ Making fun of his WiFi is thier JOB

Ashton stans-
○ The mom friend
○ Lowkey unproblematic af
○ Can be intimidating asf
○ They also swerve lanes...mostly to Calum's lane tho
○ his HANDS
○ Most of them miss his bandanna phase

Luke stans-
○ Walking MEMES and they don't even know it
○ Lowkey the funniest stans
○ VERY hard to find
○ If they ain't simpin for Luke, they're simpin for Sierra.
○ Highkey encourage Luke to DECIMATE toxic masculinity
○ They're just vibin

Michael stans-
○ Always compare him to a kitten
○ Highkey the easiest to piss off
○ SWEATER PAWS OMFG- KDKSJA
○ HIS STREAMS KDDKAJWJD
○ Cry over how ᵇᵃᵇʸ he looks
○ They have THE BEST memes

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Please don't take this too seriously. It's just for fun ^-^