Here& #39;s the 5sos lanes in a nutshell - A THREAD
Calum stans-
○ HIGHKEY obsessed with his ARMS
○ Not so secretly, secretly just Duke stans
○ Lowkey the ones you don& #39;t want to piss off
○ They probably swerve lanes...a lot
○ Most likely crying over how adorably chubby his cheeks are
○ Making fun of his WiFi is thier JOB
Ashton stans-
○ The mom friend
○ Lowkey unproblematic af
○ Can be intimidating asf
○ They also swerve lanes...mostly to Calum& #39;s lane tho
○ his HANDS
○ Most of them miss his bandanna phase
Luke stans-
○ Walking MEMES and they don& #39;t even know it
○ Lowkey the funniest stans
○ VERY hard to find
○ If they ain& #39;t simpin for Luke, they& #39;re simpin for Sierra.
○ Highkey encourage Luke to DECIMATE toxic masculinity
○ They& #39;re just vibin
Michael stans-
○ Always compare him to a kitten
○ Highkey the easiest to piss off
○ SWEATER PAWS OMFG- KDKSJA
○ HIS STREAMS KDDKAJWJD
○ Cry over how ᵇᵃᵇʸ he looks
○ They have THE BEST memes
{END OF THREAD}
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