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rating oscar isaac characters based on how much i want them to be my dad
michael perry: 1000/10
he would:
-invite my gf over for dinner
-teach me how to play uke
-have cool friends that he’d invite over
-twin with me with flannel
-try to understand youth culture
-watch movies with me
-encourage me to purse my passions
he would:
-invite my gf over for dinner
-teach me how to play uke
-have cool friends that he’d invite over
-twin with me with flannel
-try to understand youth culture
-watch movies with me
-encourage me to purse my passions
leto atreides: 2/10
he would:
-give me a lot of independence
-not spend much time with me due to work
-talk politics at the dinner table
-probably homophobic
-care a lot but wouldn’t really show it
-emphasize the importance of family legacy and loyalty
he would:
-give me a lot of independence
-not spend much time with me due to work
-talk politics at the dinner table
-probably homophobic
-care a lot but wouldn’t really show it
-emphasize the importance of family legacy and loyalty
santiago: 8/10
he would:
-not help with schoolwork
-play board games with me
-sometimes get mad but apologize after
-spend a little too much time with his friends and leave me at home to be alone a lot of the time
-not know how to pack lunches for school
-shop at target with me
he would:
-not help with schoolwork
-play board games with me
-sometimes get mad but apologize after
-spend a little too much time with his friends and leave me at home to be alone a lot of the time
-not know how to pack lunches for school
-shop at target with me
will dempsey: 7/10
he would:
- be very possessive, would make a lot of rules to protect me
-pick out the movie for movie nights
-ask about my friends and embarass me in front of them but in a nice way
-take me to activism events and rallies
-encourage me to read more books
he would:
- be very possessive, would make a lot of rules to protect me
-pick out the movie for movie nights
-ask about my friends and embarass me in front of them but in a nice way
-take me to activism events and rallies
-encourage me to read more books
llewyn davis: 4/10
he would:
-teach me how to play guitar but would get mad when i play notes wrong or play songs he doesn’t want me to play
-not know how to have deep conversations about life
-give me allowance for chores
-not let me get pets
he would:
-teach me how to play guitar but would get mad when i play notes wrong or play songs he doesn’t want me to play
-not know how to have deep conversations about life
-give me allowance for chores
-not let me get pets
standard gabriel: 0/10
he would:
-constantly get in trouble
-leaves his family
-has good intentions but doesn’t think about his actions
-have really gross habits
-would try to connect with me but would do it too late because he already ruined things by doing dumb shit
he would:
-constantly get in trouble
-leaves his family
-has good intentions but doesn’t think about his actions
-have really gross habits
-would try to connect with me but would do it too late because he already ruined things by doing dumb shit
blue jones: -10/10
he would:
-yell at me to go to bed
-try to take my phone away
-get really angry easily
-bring random chicks to bang
-drive me to run away from home
-actually not homophobic but wouldn’t care about my personal life
he would:
-yell at me to go to bed
-try to take my phone away
-get really angry easily
-bring random chicks to bang
-drive me to run away from home
-actually not homophobic but wouldn’t care about my personal life
kane: -30/10
he would:
-be really weird around my friends
-not want to talk to me about his personal life
-lock himself in his room all day
-lowkey pretend i don’t exist
-sometimes go through my personal stuff
-reminds me a lot of my real dad
he would:
-be really weird around my friends
-not want to talk to me about his personal life
-lock himself in his room all day
-lowkey pretend i don’t exist
-sometimes go through my personal stuff
-reminds me a lot of my real dad
mikael boghosian: 10/10
he would:
-help me with homework
-invite my friends over and make snacks for them
-drop me off at school and tell me to have a good day every day
-hype me up before i go to school dances
-lend me his car to practice driving
he would:
-help me with homework
-invite my friends over and make snacks for them
-drop me off at school and tell me to have a good day every day
-hype me up before i go to school dances
-lend me his car to practice driving
nathan bateman: -83840595/10
he would:
-be really selfish and spend all his time on technology
-give me daddy issues
-let me pursue my passions but also wouldn’t care about my passions
-get into arguments a lot about issues, especially political issues
he would:
-be really selfish and spend all his time on technology
-give me daddy issues
-let me pursue my passions but also wouldn’t care about my passions
-get into arguments a lot about issues, especially political issues
abel morales: 6/10
he would:
-get into arguments over personal issues
-demand respect and have trouble dealing with me as a teenager
-have dinner and spend quality time with me
-actually try to understand some of the pop culture references i make
-good intentions
he would:
-get into arguments over personal issues
-demand respect and have trouble dealing with me as a teenager
-have dinner and spend quality time with me
-actually try to understand some of the pop culture references i make
-good intentions
