Good evening, I am finally watching the star war

Tbh I don’t remember how the last one ended

Is R2 just a big thumb drive for important messages?

“All of its on fire” is also how I feel about 2020

Exicle, the opposite of icicle

(Should warn you all that I cannot promise I will be NICE about this movie)

NO DONT TELL HER WHEN YOU GET BACK TELL HER NOW THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN.

Did that stormtrooper just #goals??

This is just alien Zumba.

I love just the pure fan service in these movies. “Who is this random masked character? Someone you already know and love!”

This feels like just like a lot of quippy dialogue strung together in some explosions....

Weird fucking snake magic time? Sure.

Girl, stop meditating they are capturing your friends!

Uh....when did she become all powerful?

Happy Chewie is not dead! Mad that he is now going to be interrogated by the evil dudes

Now C3PO is a thumb drive!

Lol @ the social distancing droid. So useful.

Evil C3PO??

They are not great at going undetected.

Kyle you are an asshole, get out of her brain.

Please tell me he brings the decapitated Vader head back.

Dumb C3PO is my favorite C3PO

Mmmmm I do love a lightsaber battle with a side of mommy issues

Did she heal him and then just leave everyone there????

Poor Chewie

DADDY ISSUES EVEN BETTER

I am a sucker for a fanficcy redemption arc y’all.

Why haven’t we gotten more ROSE??

PORG!!!

Lol creepy force ghost time. Why does Han get like a cool corporeal form and Luke gets a haunted mansion ghost?

“It is our choices Harry that make us who we truly are”

I mean that’s basically what he said. If not word for word.

Wait- when did Leia train to be a Jedi???

Why is Merry here?

Does Gandalf show up next?

Poe is a littleeeee too optimistic about help showing up.

Kyle, maybe don’t show up in your pjs.

(I’m not even calling him Kyle on purpose it just keeps auto correcting)

Well this has gotten depressing.

Equivalent scene:

You have two lightsabers girl, you aren’t ALL the JEDI. They’re front be same family.

POR SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND.

Kylo’s gonna save her with their weird force bond right?

Don’t you dare kiss him don’t do it

You made us sit through that kiss and we don’t even get fun redemption storylines??? Come on.

Wait those fuzzy things from the last fall of the empire are back???

All you people talk about is Finn/Poe when you should be talking about Finn/Poe/Rey

I see why people were angry, but that was a kind of fun romp. Don’t know if I’d ever need to watch it again, but I also felt that way about the last movie which was 7 hours long.

The real question is, will I give in and put my AC in tonight?

Yes, I cave at one 80 degree day like a true New Englander. The AC has seen better days, but it works.