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@nofunclub420 Jo is short for "Joan, I love you. I love it when you feed me ham." as in what harry styles said when he was in an snl skit

@ascullian You were born on the mv set of g/g/b

@golfcartjuice Once looked Bob Bryar in the face and called him a bottom bitch

@daysf4de Is Ren from Ren and Stimpy. Literally. Rat chihuahua

@icybluess cries every time bigfoot takes a shit

@swayteelinn Is a bunch of tennis balls stuffed in a ham, and three of those stacked on top of each other in a trench coat is the physical form you see for them

@reveledego Is not only f^mboyphobic, but is everyonephobic. They hate everyone. They are bigoted against everyone. They dream of a world where there is absolutely no one

@lipglosssugar pukes solid black

@HendrieMae is allergic to ceiling fans

@devilzdecay is purple