STORY TIME: near death edition.

Ps. This story can be verified and potentially further explained by @lil_becs_ and @CheyPie105 but for the purpose of this thread I will try to stay on only the attempted murder part.

My second semester at bible college I was living with some super cool ladies for like maybe 3 weeks before our KITCHEN sink overflowed with SEWER and we were forced to move in less than 24.

So I texted a bunch of my friends seeing if anyone had an opening in their dorm that I could take and @lil_becs_ was like HECK YES and we became roomies again :)

At this point in my life (feb 2019) I was super allergic to cinnamon. Like, anaphylactic attack type of allergic. The day I moved it I made it known to everyone living there (like I always do) that I can’t eat, touch, smell, even look at cinnamon without literally dying.

Everyone’s cool with it, as most people would be because who wants to accidentally kill their roommate?

(Insert Shifty eyes, and nervous sweats here)

A few weeks into living there one of my roommates (for the purpose of everyone’s safety Im calling her Jill) decided to make an entire peach cobbler WHICH HAS CINNAMON for herself while I was at work.

Idk maybe she thought I wasn’t that allergic to cinnamon or something.

I come home and IMEDIATELY have to leave my dorm because I couldn’t breathe even though it had been several hours since she cooked it.

I text @CheyPie105 about it bc I’m low key freaking out that I was having difficulties breathing but more than anything I was just super upset about it.

Y’all think that’s what I mean when I say she tried to kill me? Y’all are mistaken.

So the issue gets addressed (thx @CheyPie105 for having my back. Also @lil_becs_ y’all are the best). She doesn’t apologize. There’s some tension between us now.

Fast forward an amount of time (tbh the semester blurred together) and I come home from work and decide to make myself some dinner. Now, Jill didn’t like cleaning the kitchen or doing her dishes so I had to clean up the stove a bit before I started cooking.

I finished cleaning the stove and started to prep my food to make dinner and I notice that my hand burns and is turning red and swelling a little bit.

SHE HAD GROUND CINNAMON ON THE STOVE THAT I CLEANED UP AND TOUCHED AND DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GROUND CINNAMON.

Disclaimer, it was a tiny amount but enough to still affect me.

I’m heated at this point. I text @CheyPie105 and @lil_becs_ bc they’re my allies in this ordeal and they calm me down and get me medicine and all ends up being fine.

That’s still not when she tried to kill me.

Midterms come and go and tensions rise in our dorm because every time we try to have roommate discussions to work things out Jill says she is fine and not upset and nothing gets resolved.

At this point we’ve brought in the RAs and Deans.

A couple weeks after midterms Jill realizes she’s potentially getting dismissed from bible college and decides to start making amends with people.

Awww how sweet. Don’t let it fool you.

As you all know, Tuesday’s are TNE and it’s a mandatory class for 1&2 years. So I get home from work and run into my dorm to change into dress code and run to TNE before I’m late.

On my way out the door Jill stops me to apologize for anything she’s ever done to upset me and said she wanted to leave on good terms with me.

(Again, don’t be fooled)

Before I even make it down the stairs of Mary Martha my chest starts hurting and my throat is closing up and my lips are swelling and my face is turning red. Full blown allergy attack.

I meet @lil_becs_ at TNE and tell her what’s up and text @CheyPie105 asking if she can check the dorm to see what happened to me. At this point I’m getting way worse and we’re heading to get all of the Benadryl with @darianleigh1991

So @CheyPie105 goes back to the dorm and finds CINNAMON OIL in MY OIL DIFFUSER that was MoVeD from MY ROOM.

Jill decided she wanted to use my oil diffuser. And she didn’t know that it was cinnamon oil.

She was dismissed from bible college never to be heard from again

Until a couple of months ago when she texted me asking if I was home and I blocked her number.