Met this guy in Tonga He calls and asked if I could go with
him to drop his mate off.
Me: “yeah sure”
I’m in shorts and T-shirt (staying home clothes)
We drop his friend off to his house and on our way to drop
me back to home he goes “let’s go see my dad”

I’m like “OH HELL NO, TAKE ME HOME,
LOOK AT MY CLOTHES, I have no tupenu”
and he’s like “It’s okay don’t worry”

I’m sitting there stressing out thinking
“omg why the f did I come for, what the hell did I get myself
into, this what happens when I heka noa’ia, this embarrassing
His dad is going to think that we go out but I just met him“

I’m legit sitting there soooo furious

then he turns in to a cemetery where his dad had been
laid to rest 3years ago.