Met this guy in Tonga
He calls and asked if I could go with
him to drop his mate off.
Me: “yeah sure”
I’m in shorts
and T-shirt (staying home clothes)
We drop his friend off to his house and on our way to drop
me back to home he goes “let’s go see my dad”

him to drop his mate off.
Me: “yeah sure”
I’m in shorts

We drop his friend off to his house and on our way to drop
me back to home he goes “let’s go see my dad”
I’m like “OH HELL NO, TAKE ME HOME,
LOOK AT MY CLOTHES, I have no tupenu”
and he’s like “It’s okay don’t worry”
LOOK AT MY CLOTHES, I have no tupenu”
and he’s like “It’s okay don’t worry”
I’m sitting there stressing out
thinking
“omg why the f did I come for, what the hell did I get myself
into, this what happens when I heka noa’ia, this embarrassing
His dad is going to think that we go out but I just met him“

“omg why the f did I come for, what the hell did I get myself
into, this what happens when I heka noa’ia, this embarrassing
His dad is going to think that we go out but I just met him“
I’m legit sitting there soooo furious 


then he turns in to a cemetery
where his dad had been
laid to rest 3years ago.












then he turns in to a cemetery

laid to rest 3years ago.










