A thread of P-Square songs for every guyman that slipped up and caught feelings.

Temptation - imagine being toxic like Future and running through babes left, right and center, only for one babe to carry a mumu button you didn’t know you have.

More Than A Friend - every guyman has been here. Every last one! You are both friends but it’s chooking you when you see her with other guys. The friend zone don tire you?

Am I Still That Special Man - as a guyman, you’ve slipped up and caught feelings. But now, person wey carry your mumu button dey make you feel like you no reach. You’ve probably even seen her get into a Benz in front of her hostel while you walked there under the rain.

Game Over - remember that babe you loved with all your heart that broke it into a million pieces and is probably the person you use to defend why you’re scum now? Remember the anger you felt that Val’s night you saw her with another? This is the song you used to change it for her

Miss You Die - every guyman has that one ex they regret letting go. That one ex that years later you still dey reason am and what could have been. This is the song for you

Asampokoto - now you’re in the relationship with your dream girl and she tells you to describe how she makes you feel. This is the one

Omoge Mi - unfortunately, some guymen don’t respect the guyman code. And now dem don carry your babe go. For this one, you play it on repeat, with a bottle of Tequila or Vodka, sit on the floor and rest on your couch (like Emeka Ike in the movies) and let the tears pour down

Ifunanya - (a personal fave) the thing with loving wicked people (aka Igbo women) is that you are so captivated, you have to sing praises to them. Even inside the kain praise song you are begging her “Nne biko biko don’t go” because wicked people only know one thing - wickedness

Chop My Money - yes even wicked people (aka Igbo women) deserve loving. As a big Nwa, what better way to show off your woman than to let her max your credit card and sponsor her baby girl lifestyle, all the while begging her to chop your money. She will still break your heart sha

Roll It - you and your babe in your one room apartment off campus, Friday night and you feel like a party. If she doesn’t give you a slow whine with this song, you probably annoyed her during the week.

I Love You - Despite all the wickedness she has shown you, her loving is still the greatest. This is the song you use to propose to her

Mugu Money Spender - every guyman has been here even without knowing because these wicked people (Igbo women) are very sleek. They will have you spending money and borrowing money to spend on them w/o showing you any love. Not one drop! After God, fear Igbo women

Ifeoma - as a guy man, you’ve fucked up and cheated on your woman or done bad by her. This is how you beg for forgiveness

Ogadigide - this literally translates to “it will always stay” or “it is permanent”. The guy man must learn to speak words of romance and love to his woman and fewer languages do it better than the Igbo language. This is you telling your woman that your love for her is permanent

Say Your Love - Wicked people (aka Igbo women) will break you. They will love you but suffer you. They have bitter leaf juice flowing in their veins. Every guyman has been victim to their wickedness. I love you today, tomorrow you go see IV “Nkechi weds Tony” Na so Nkay go

Beautiful Onyinye + No One Like You + Forever - eventually you will find one of these wicked people (Igbo women) whose wickedness you can bear and you will settle down. These are the songs you must play on your wedding day as you spray her dollars and pounds sterling.