bnha class 1-a characters and why they should be cancelled: a thread

midoriya:
- kacchan we were five
- all might simp
- stop simping loser
- that first hero costume he wore. you know the one.
- gay in denial

bakugo:
- shut up
- mixes orange and green
- probably watches my little pony in secret
- plays animal crossing and wont let kirishima visit his island
- never shows his sexy forehead
- gay and hates gay people

kirishima:
- no flaws.
- bad haircut but the bandana is hot
- cant dress
- two flaws.
- gay
- i love you im so sorry angel
- ‘bakubro’

kaminari:
- pikachu is boring dont @ me
- bisexual but is only capable of flirting with women
- trying to get with uraraka that one time... u can do better sweetie
- bad hero costume
- electric chair

sero:
- that hero costume. it’s brilliant and i despise it
- why are his teeth like That
- stoner
- gets literally 0 bitches
- sitting right next to him at a desk must suck with those damn elbows

mineta:
- do i have to explain?
- die
- huge fucking loser

jirou:
- probably listens to nirvana for the aesthetic
- that supercuts ass haircut that looks like atsushi’s from bsd
- no boob
- lesbian
- not like the other girls

momo:
- eat the rich
- literally so beautiful its almost sickening
- shes.. shes so perfect...
- also a lesbian
- wont admit she has a crush on jirou

todoroki:
- haha snow machine go brr fire machine go FFFFFFF
- bad jokes
- genuinely dumb sometimes
- hates being alive
- using his own first name as a hero name. why
- but at least hes sexy

tokoyami:
- CRAWLINNGGG INNNN MY SKINNNNNN
- doesnt feed dark shadow treats
- never taught dark shadow any tricks
- forgets to feed dark shadow
- go back to hot topic you fucking loser
- listens to falling in reverse but he only likes good girls bad guys

iida:
- ugly ass eyebrows
- visually impaired haha loser
- honestly though? very nice lad
- stresses me out whenever he breathes
- tells people to sit in their chairs instead of on their desks

uraraka:
- what is that haircut
- leave deku alone
- the existence of kacchako is valid enough to cancel her
- pukes rainbows like shes fucking nyan cat from 2012
- probably watched h2o as a kid and wanted the accent the girls had

mina:
- perfect.
- not cancelled. she gets a pass fuck you

koda:
- why do you look like that
- why do you sound like that
- why... why are you here
- animals like your weird ass more than me irl and its frustrating

aoyama:
- knows too much
- probably has the fucking all-seeing eye
- dumbass quirk
- gay. we know
- bonus points for the sparkles though

ojiro:
- that tail is ridiculous
- like its not even normal its like a very very large muscley arm
- boring
- ugly
- i just dont like him

satou:
- reminds me too much of wreck it ralph
- probably gets mad pussy bc he can bake and im jealous
- stole iwaizumi’s haircut
- irrelevant
- also ugly

hagakure:
- who fucking likes this bitch
- annoying
- STRAIGHT
- i cant even call her ugly bc she literally dont exist
- her quirk is so useful for assassination jobs and shit but what does she do with it? put clothes on

shoji:
- sir, you’re an abomination.
- too many arms
- weird head
- less edgy than tokoyami but still too edgy
- how are you so tall
- whats under ur fucking mask man

tsuyu:
- can you guys tell shes a frog guys
- way too much tongue
- hair probably knotted as fuck from that big ass bow
- who cares abt her bruh

aizawa:
- homeless
- smells
- looks like he got pink eye all the time
- probably fucked in the head from all the dead ppl hes seen
- take a shower

fyi this thread is a meme i love most of them
also if this ends up doing numbers stream denki