Very excited for a 10,000 word blog post on http://gov.uk  explaining how it's outrageous to suggest that anyone was stopped by the police since motion and being "stopped" are actually meaningless concepts in all but one inertial frame of reference of an infinite number.

A two-page mathematical proof that since the number of inertial frames of reference is infinite and someone can only be stopped in one, and simultaneously begins to move in another in which they were previously stopped, the concept of "being stopped" is actually a fallacy.

Heroditus of Thessaloniki actually proved this using basic geometry, but not enough kids know that any more, but in Singapore they do, and we should emulate that, because there the kids understand, free from local control of schooling, that being "stopped" is not real. Obvs.

Bring back traditional education I say. Judeo-Christian teaching and moralities. Specifically Obadiah 1:12, "You should not gloat over your brother in the day of his misfortune".