DragonBall Z/Super Characters as College Football Programs.

Yes, I know it's super nerdy but I went ahead and paired (poorly) a DBZ Warrior with a relatable college football team.

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Goku/Alabama

Doesn't it make sense? The strongest fighter in the Universe as the strongest program in America?

No one beats Goku and no one alive has witnessed another team win more nattys than alaBAMA 🐘
Vegeta/Notre Dame

Like Vegeta is the prince of all Saiyans, Notre Dame is "America's Team."

Once the strongest Saiyan/Program they have now fallen behind the one they want to catch most.
Gohan/FSU

Good lord! Do you remember the potential FSU showed in the 80s and took CFB to new levels (SSJ2) in the 90s!? They reemerged in 2013 like Gohan did in DBS to only fall back again.

Both have untapped potential.
Krillin/Mississippi State

Krillin and Goku have always been super close. Just like Mississippi State is the closest FBS program to Alabama.

While the success pales in comparison to their conference brother, they'll always be close and that'll never change.
Master Roshi

The most championships just like Princeton. But his last one was back in the day, just like Princetons last NC was in 1950.
Piccolo/Miami

Remember Evil Piccolo and The Miami of the 80s? Now it's a gentle being that has a hard time competing with the elites. But don't be surprised in DBS with enough adequate training they could be back.

Plus like Piccolo, Miami trained Gohan/FSU in the 80s. Real Dad
Trunks/UCF
Goten/USF

Remember the Jr. Martial Arts Tournament? UCF won the championship and USF's highest ever ranking on the field and in a tournament is #2?

Like the fighters, both programs have came on strong fast in FBS.
Yamcha/Rutgers

Everyone's favorite punching bag.
Tien/Chiaotzu BYU/Weber State

You always catch these two in pairs, and obviously one is on a different level than the other.

Tien is a tournament champion just like BYU is a national champion.
Oolong/Oregon

Oolong is a shape shifter and can take many forms. Just like Oregon can take many uniforms.
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