Oh this will be good. I’ve got some good ones

So when I first started wearing wigs I didn’t know what the sizing straps/hooks were for. So my dumbass thought they were chin straps and wore wigs like HELMETS

This is kind of piggy backing off of the last one, but I realized “wow I look dumb wearing this wig with a chin strap” so I eventually stopped that and just wore the wigs loose. Fast forward to a Fanime masquerade. TLDR; my wig fell off on stage. It’s on YouTube :^)

(This is all in my early years like.... 7 years ago)
I needed a pair of overalls a different color. Dye? What’s that? Genius me spray painted the overalls

Before I could sew (again like 8 years ago) I glued some buttons onto a shirt for @zire4hire

Did I use hot glue like most people would do? Nope. GORILLA GLUE BAYBEEYYYYYY

My Jinx cosplay. The whole thing wasn’t great but the tattoos. WERE. SO. BAD. The bullets looked like tiny pink dicks.

More to that Jinx cosplay, it was entirely hot glued. I had no clue how to sew. The little clasps at the top of the top? One just decided to come undone duRING A PHOTOSHOOT AT A CON and just ~there she was~

thank god I was wearing pasties but STILL

(this is how you know it’s old) back in the homestuck years I was like “lol how do I make a dress”

So I just got like 2-3 yards of fabric, wrapped it around my self, tacked in place and called it a day