I should start a thread about every crazy thing I had to deal with while working for v**doo doug*nuts

One morning a homeless man came inside begging for a free donut and asked me to use the phone. I asked why he needed it and this mf said he’s ready to do his time and needs to turn himself in for murder.......

This one homeless dude used to panhandle outside our door and would regularly make more money than me

He was polite at least and liked to fist bump. Then one day he said he sees me like this sister and will protect me while also calling me sexy...

Let’s talk about the man who said he wanted a sample of every single donut and when i said no he reached across the counter and grabbed me by the shirt and tried to take the display donuts

He then got kicked out and started trying to fight every customer coming in and out. He stood in the middle of traffic and would move in front of the car if they tried to go around him. He then fist fought another homeless guy

One man called me a Jew for the price of our coffee and told me “that’s jew shit. I don’t wanna pay $2 for a coffee”

I’m....first of all sir........racist ass bit

Haha don’t forget the time the store got robbed at gunpoint but the gunman didn’t know how to shoot so he shot a hole clear through the floor

The time two WHOLE families got in a fist fight over who was in line first

One time a lady asked ME for money like I wasn’t mf working behind the counter tryna make my own. Then goes on to say I need to give her money bc she beat her baby daddy for r*ping their daughter and she’s running away

One time an employee willingly walked out oh his shift then protested outside the store for 10 days saying he was unjustly fired......

In a cowboy outfit. And did a satanic ritual on the building.