Source says that Owen Jones is really hot, an absolute adonis actually, his one liners are hilarious, you'll definitely want him to meet your parents after a first date, his only flaw is he's just too bloody generous if anything!

Just reporting what sources are telling me, don't get angry with me! This is #journalism

omg I cannot believe I am being piled on by the #intolerant #left just for reporting what sources are telling me, I'm just doing my job here, why are you shooting the messenger, bet you can't even do shorthand, come back when you've got a journalism qualification