I finally tried to write that SAO AU and oh boi I am so fucked.
#bnha #SAO #shindeku
(a thread because I have A LOT of complaints)

This whole thing *clap* makes *clap* no *clap* sense. Why was NerveGear even able to fry anyone's brain? There are various tests for shit like smartphones and you think they wouldn't make even more serious ones for something that messes with your brain?

(Granted we had exploding phone batteries but this is a major flaw. It was designed that way. Why did no one notice.)

Also you want me to believe no one found boss chamber for a MONTH? And then they just get to it suddenly with no problem... Somehow I don't believe it.

Also Kirito, why the fuck are you so moody. Why.
I'm so glad I'm replacing you with Midoriya, so fucking glad.
Also! *clap Don't *clap* antagonize *clap* people!

That's why no one fucking likes you!

I think the trickiest thing will be making sure that the characters aren't very OOC but HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN THEY CHANGE THEIR PERSONALITY EVERY EPISODE?
Gosh, once again so glad I'm replacing those little fuckers.

Also since Midoriya doesn't have a sister and I'm not fond of creating half-useless OCs, Bakugou will be taking her place in case of me attempting to write a part two.

But I'm still not sure if I'm even going to finish part one so this is a future tale.

Asuna is problematic and now I'm torn between making Shinsou do almost everything she did and doing the exact opposite because holy hell, that was so sexist, her strongest stat is motherfucking cooking, she needs to get rescued maybe not constantly but more than other characters+

+and some things she says just,,, make me want to close the tab. I probably would if this idea wasn't bouncing around my head so loudly.

Also, the harem thing...

How about no.

For every person who was "in love" with Kirito (including his sister at some point what the hell) is now a regular not brainwashed person who behaves normally and has self-control! (And doesn't make weird noises and faces while fighting monsters.)

Also Aizawa will be there for some reason. Maybe they'll make less stupid decisions under his watchful gaze.

I really fucking hope so.

The first chapter took 10 hours and 5k words. I really hope I'll have energy to do the rest but probably during vacation.

There's also a chance I'll be adding to this thread because why the fuck not. I have a love/hate relationship with this fic, I might as well bitch about it.