So this evening I had the best surprise I could ever wish for. Haven’t seen my brother in 6 months because he’s been in Dubai working, and then the virus meant he couldn’t get back. He finally got a flight and then had to quarantine. He messaged me this morning to say...
... quarantine period is over, him and his fiancée have packed the car and THEY ARE COMING TO STAY WITH ME FOR A WHILE. I have never been so excited/happy. It’ll be the first time I’ve had a hug from someone who loves me in months. He is my best friend and the light of my life💜
I know we all hate threads, but here are some photos of why he is an absolute HERO.

The time he invited himself to my Dad’s work party so they made him dress up as a giant cock. He was about 12. God bless him.
The time it took his friends two weeks to convince him to let them cut his hair.

Big mistake. Huge.
The time we realised... he was... a bit different to the other children.
The time he had the mother of all “glow ups” and went from Oompa Loompa to “I’ll oomp your loompa”
The time he paid me £5 to agree to go on the Bumper Cars with him which, to this day, I’m sure was an attempt to kill me.
The time we went as each other’s date (shut up you’re weird as well) to my Grandparents wedding anniversary because we both got dumped the week before.
The time I agreed to help him at work but I’d had a few wines, and he asked for assistance “hanging a door”. LOL. Gr8 times I am a comedienne.
The time we met a famous chef and my brother told him I’m shit at cooking and could do with some advice and then spent the rest of the evening with a smug look on his chubby little face as the chef reeled off random cooking tips to me.
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