Thread by @Viss, so if "github" is pronounced "jithoob", and i've been misspelling plague as [...]

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Viss

so if "github" is pronounced "jithoob", and i've been misspelling plague as "plauge", the correct pronunciation for my typo would appear to be "plooj".
so. "the plooj".

happy friday :D

I was gonna use this as a bit in a talk, but I cant hold it in anylonger:

read this sentence aloud:

Do engineers at google suppose that githubbers google for gifs, or visit imgur for giraffe content?

if you're a "jif" person, the correct pronunciation is:

do enguhneers at joogle suppose that jithoobers joogle for jiffs or visit imgrr for guhraffe content?

say that on your next conference call and you'll audibly hear people bleed to death on the other end :D

also also "gifs and jpegs" becomes "jiffs and gaypegs".

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