In my small state of drunkenness and with loose (mouth) lips this evening, I’d like you all to know that I have a twitter crush, this does not mean it’s you, but if you’re hot it might mean it’s you

Anyway, I apologise now to the poor unsuspecting chap for my desires on you

Okay so clues to his identity for those fellow nosy people out there

He can DM me (DM me, I send nudes)

If he thinks it’s him, then it’s probably not him

We should talk more

That’s it...

I hope that’s narrowed it down enough for you

Wish I had the courage to DM him

*UPDATE*

I did not DM him