Every time someone does a m*d*sty thread from the depths of quarantine they tip their hand on their own grossness. You have been stuck in the house for 12 wks my good bitch. Who, exactly, are you pissed off at?

Let’s see, we know you’re not going to mass, you’re not going to the mall, you damn well better not be going to the beach. Are you stirred to lust by the leggings, face mask, & unwashed hair of fellow shoppers in the produce section?
Ya creep.

You getting uncomfy at the hardware store, when a girl in running shorts with a bandana over her face looking for industrial buckets of lysol for her gramma got your heart a-pounding? You spineless dweeb.

Go ahead & rant & rave abt how women are unchaste harlots dragging you kicking & screaming into sin, but everyone else can see the flashing neon light of your porn-addled problem. Maybe you should stop kidding yourself