"So let me get this straight, NBA players are allowed to protest without retribution AND they're paid as close to their actual value as possible? But then how do the owners make money?"

"They own the team Roger."

"So you kicked Sterling out after you found out he was racist, just like that?"

"Yes Roger, the owners don't own me."

"Interesting..."

"So the baby and the pee both come out of the same hole?"

"The urethra and vagina are separate from each other Roger."

"Interesting..."

"So does that mean I can call my hot dog a sandwich?"

"You can call it what you want. It's your food, Roger."

"Interesting..."

"So you're supposed to do something if you have footage of a player beating a woman?"

"Yes, that's a crime Roger."

"Interesting..."

"So for sure the sun isn't asleep at night?"

"It's on the other side of the earth Roger"

"Interesting..."

"But how is Lana Del Rey wrong?"

"How isn't she wrong Roger?"

"Interesting..."

"So you're saying if my league is experiencing a major health crisis like CTE, I'm supposed to do something?"

"Yes Roger, people are dying,"

"Interesting..."