Locked myself out and gf’s gone back to sleep. I’m wearing ugg boots, Star Wars pyjama pants and a long black robe with the Batman symbol on it. I should probably take the ten minute walk to see if my local cafe will spot me a coffee while I wait.

Already remotely reloaded the router in case it might have disturbed any streaming she may have been doing.

This is all Karen’s fault.

The birds outside are making a fuss, just tried another (missed) call in case they helped my cause.

I now know when the overnight hallway lights time off in the morning.

Knowing gf was awake ten minutes before I went outside doesn’t make the last almost two hours any easier to shoulder.

20 missed calls and two door bell rings. Once I’ve had the cigarette I came out here for and a coffee I’ll try to remember to be impressed by that.

I’m in. @MXYZ_ is the best person in the world. No arguments will be entered into. Now if I was a cat I’d go do this all over again.

It doesn’t take much :)

Nb. I got changed to get the coffee