AVA JUST JUMPED ACROSS THE ROOM AND LANDED ON HER FACE TURNS TO ME AND WHINES AND SAYS “MOMMY.... I CAN’T FLY!”

she ain’t right in the head, but

she’s not in any way shape or form hurt. she just had high hopes that she could fly like a butterfly

so many grammatical errors and run ones in this thread, but ima let myself have it. thank you, me. you’re welcome.