I wasn’t going to share publicly about my vasectomy but holy sh*t this part needs to be shared.
So I walk into the lobby and they have Planet Earth playing on the TV. The moment I look at the screen I see this: I wish i was making this up.
So they check me in, I’m sitting down... a nurse walks into the waiting room to get another patient and she points at me and says “Oh I think I know why you’re here! Hahaha some fuuuuuun stuff! Hahaha”

WHAT THE F*CK
I’m still waiting to go in. I really hope I have nothing else to add to this thread because if the procedure is as eventful as my first 5 minutes in the waiting room then I am in for a wild ride. Keep me in your Ts and Ps thx.
You can follow @ChesAllenPDX.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: