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@lauren_edensor could i take you? yes. would i? no. we're cool.
@Toast7Seven i dont know you but that icon is a fightable offense.
@upsidedownpixel break you in half no questions asked. id feel bad tho
@ChorizoTapatio no way. one, i dont think i could take you. two, you have never wronged me.
@SweatyEdy you literally say youre an asshole in your bio. obviously id beat you up
@SethCurtis13 that bio is a punishable offense. yes, no doubt.
@Mr_Scottch_ thin ice, only because shake shack is powerful and i respect that choice
@AndrewCockling_ absolutely. sorry bud
@Mayce_Window no, because you definitely showed up to the fight by accident, and id feel bad
@kyndacool yes, but i know you'd fight back. it would be a fair brawl
@Lazyboi261 youre a duck, bro. definitely.
@NickKelley0 no because apparently youd bring a fucking paintball gun and thats just not fair
@Quepertron the name sounds weak, dude. yes absolutely
@evanguilion uhhhhhh no. i dont know why, you seem nice ig
@_DJNickyC you ask for death in your bio. i'd happily provide. but id have to live with the guilt because sean still lives
@XenonDukes yeah, fuck it. why not.
@WolfysWiseWords oh, absolutely. some remorse would be felt.
@RedwoodCreate id fight a tree no cap
@Hank_Woodchip no, i want parappa to like me
@eatchillis you said it yourself, you know the answer. and id fight dirty.
@TheGreatBambi_ yes, but not directly, i would simply sabotage your favorite silk. but id have to live with the guilt because nick still lives
@plural_j no. imagine the toll
@adequatemale i feel like youre about to reply guy me. yes, absolutely.
@blonderps1 nah, you seem cool, and i just realized i wasnt following you even though i totally recognize you. my bad
@g0ingt0jupiter nah, wholesome vibes only
@chvvyaa hmmmmm no, but i could be swayed either way depending on who asks
@LightbulbXCIV yeah. i dont really have a justification
@thisnoahpalmer no way, you have never wronged me and i would feel bad
@C_nrad nah, your @ is cool and i respect that
@NotaCuttlefish i feel like you absolutely are a cuttlefish tho so...yes, for misleading me
@RaijuThe hmmm yes but i feel like id lose
@TreeHerder9 no, bc i think youve got the forest on your side and thats terrifying
@Elizabizabee yeah, but id help you back up afterward
@mike_audette nah we're good, homie
@AlexMillstone you know what youre not a jack of? these fists
@NiaNaps no because youre enjoying catadora or whatever the ship name is and the world needed more lesbians so ill let you have that
@EuanSucks you said it in your handle: ya suck. sorry bro, im fightin ya
@Bobbie_BWang your handle is fun to say, so no
@dwarfeddensity there is no doubt that i could take you in a fight. sorry.
@ghavstly yes, but i feel like you would put up a fair and respectful fight, so it would be exciting
@SpencerPrice42 yes. get higher in the list of spencer prices
@Almostatimelord no way, i can always count on you to like a tweet and i respect that. king shit
@steerbaby001 id probably lose, so no
@AdultVHS nah, i respect the handle, and us millers have to stick together
@Ligbi no you seem like you have wholesome energy and id feel guilty
@JacieNicholson absolutely. i have no doubt id win
consider this next one the finale to this thread, because im overwhelmed and its only going to get worse because he liked it.
ahem. @SirLarr we've obviously had our differences over the years (that difference being, obviously, me threatening to fight you). but as time continued, i feel like we have both moved past that as people.
lol nah get fukt scrub it would make good content bring it on
lol nah get fukt scrub it would make good content bring it on
