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@lauren_edensor could i take you? yes. would i? no. we& #39;re cool.
@Toast7Seven i dont know you but that icon is a fightable offense.
@upsidedownpixel break you in half no questions asked. id feel bad tho
@ChorizoTapatio no way. one, i dont think i could take you. two, you have never wronged me.
@SweatyEdy you literally say youre an asshole in your bio. obviously id beat you up
@SethCurtis13 that bio is a punishable offense. yes, no doubt.
@Mr_Scottch_ thin ice, only because shake shack is powerful and i respect that choice
@AndrewCockling_ absolutely. sorry bud
@Mayce_Window no, because you definitely showed up to the fight by accident, and id feel bad
@kyndacool yes, but i know you& #39;d fight back. it would be a fair brawl
@Lazyboi261 youre a duck, bro. definitely.
@NickKelley0 no because apparently youd bring a fucking paintball gun and thats just not fair
@Quepertron the name sounds weak, dude. yes absolutely
@evanguilion uhhhhhh no. i dont know why, you seem nice ig
@_DJNickyC you ask for death in your bio. i& #39;d happily provide. but id have to live with the guilt because sean still lives
@XenonDukes yeah, fuck it. why not.
@WolfysWiseWords oh, absolutely. some remorse would be felt.
@RedwoodCreate id fight a tree no cap
@Hank_Woodchip no, i want parappa to like me
@eatchillis you said it yourself, you know the answer. and id fight dirty.
@TheGreatBambi_ yes, but not directly, i would simply sabotage your favorite silk. but id have to live with the guilt because nick still lives
@plural_j no. imagine the toll
@adequatemale i feel like youre about to reply guy me. yes, absolutely.
@blonderps1 nah, you seem cool, and i just realized i wasnt following you even though i totally recognize you. my bad
@g0ingt0jupiter nah, wholesome vibes only
@chvvyaa hmmmmm no, but i could be swayed either way depending on who asks
@LightbulbXCIV yeah. i dont really have a justification
@thisnoahpalmer no way, you have never wronged me and i would feel bad
@C_nrad nah, your @ is cool and i respect that
@NotaCuttlefish i feel like you absolutely are a cuttlefish tho so...yes, for misleading me
@RaijuThe hmmm yes but i feel like id lose
@TreeHerder9 no, bc i think youve got the forest on your side and thats terrifying
@Elizabizabee yeah, but id help you back up afterward
@mike_audette nah we& #39;re good, homie
@AlexMillstone you know what youre not a jack of? these fists
@NiaNaps no because youre enjoying catadora or whatever the ship name is and the world needed more lesbians so ill let you have that
@EuanSucks you said it in your handle: ya suck. sorry bro, im fightin ya
@Bobbie_BWang your handle is fun to say, so no
@dwarfeddensity there is no doubt that i could take you in a fight. sorry.
@ghavstly yes, but i feel like you would put up a fair and respectful fight, so it would be exciting
@SpencerPrice42 yes. get higher in the list of spencer prices
@Almostatimelord no way, i can always count on you to like a tweet and i respect that. king shit
@steerbaby001 id probably lose, so no
@AdultVHS nah, i respect the handle, and us millers have to stick together
@Ligbi no you seem like you have wholesome energy and id feel guilty
@JacieNicholson absolutely. i have no doubt id win
consider this next one the finale to this thread, because im overwhelmed and its only going to get worse because he liked it.
