My girlfriend be online shopping for shit just to watch me build it. While she sit there bossing me around and sipping wine. Slavery.
But honestly I do what she wants while I talk shit because when she get to cooking for 7 days straight I ain't got no complaining to do LMAO
We are a very country hetero gender role relationship and I don't mind. That girl won't even touch the garage bags. I don't even think she knows what the drill feels like
Please don't get me started on her refusal to use the fucking tape measure. (This is usually the basis of our arguments, her not measuring and trusting her gut and being wrong LMAO)
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