love when you go to look at a game and the very first words on the screen are "Roguelike Deck Building...WITH A TWIST" like that isn't every single indie game that has come out in the last 5 years.

"Action Game Driven By Your Choices!" As if I'm not locked into one of three paths of "Good, bad and Goofy"

"PVP Upgradable Hero Shooter" ah yes as if I wasn't sick of TF2 by 2012.

Someone once told me that every indie game developer needs to ask themselves "Do I want to make a game or do I just want to tell a story?" and I feel they also need to follow up with "Do I want to make a video game or a card game?"