Dad: how are we doing Eid this year?

Me: you can’t go gupshup at everyones houses for this one, sorry

Mum: I think Nicola said it’s ok. Maybe we just go to the Khaled’s?

Dad: Can you ask, beta?

Me: you want me to ask the First Minister if you can go to auntie Nasreen’s house?

Cc @NicolaSturgeon can you tell my parents they can’t go play with their friends just yet pls

My parents know I do *something* they just can’t figure out what that is so they swing wildly from assuming I’m way more powerful than I actually am to deciding it’s about time I find a real job