TV Anchor to a pilot: Aapke ye training nahi hote ke hangami halaat mein jehaz ko abadi se dur girayen?
Kaun log ho?

Many on this thread have commented that anchors lack training, not denying that. But all of them are blessed with a brain b/w their ears and a heart in their chest, just let these two organs work in tandem, it's not impossible to avoid these absurdities.

Totally doable!