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I guess I'm a socialist libertarian because I want healthcare for all AND meat raffles.
It turns out our janky handmade wooden raffle wheels are now ILLEGAL because they "aren't fair."
As if we're all going to the one dollar charity raffle at our local tavern thinking that the equipment Shit-tank Frank the septic truck man made is perfectly balanced and calibrated.
As if we're all going to the one dollar charity raffle at our local tavern thinking that the equipment Shit-tank Frank the septic truck man made is perfectly balanced and calibrated.
So now our fire chief is a major revenue problem as well as a pandemic.
IF WE CAN'T BUY RAFFLE TICKETS TO WIN 3' LONG BRAUNSHWEIGER, how ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE ENDS MEET???
We need new hoses, friends.
IF WE CAN'T BUY RAFFLE TICKETS TO WIN 3' LONG BRAUNSHWEIGER, how ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE ENDS MEET???
We need new hoses, friends.
And we shouldn't have to buy some fakeass proprietary meat computer to just to make sure Maude and Jerry won that box of bratwurst in a game of equal chance.
If it's a 30-minute long charity raffle at a bar for comestibles valued at less than $50, NO ONE CARES.
If it's a 30-minute long charity raffle at a bar for comestibles valued at less than $50, NO ONE CARES.
