Oscar: Doc, we never tweet anymore.
Me: Lots of sources– e.g. tweeps, media -- saying what I think. No need.
Oscar: Being unoriginal has never been a problem for you before.
Me: Well, there's two wrinkles.

Oscar: What wrinkles?
Me: Federal task force role. Job to do there. Partnerships needed. No point burning bridges by saying what others are saying better.
Oscar: That's one.
Me: And I'm speaking my mind to decision-makers.

Oscar: (Groans). Same craven crap as when you were cat-herder and tongue-biter in chief at U of T.
Me: (Sigh). Come on, it's not that bad!
Oscar: OK, I need a walk. Take me or I'll say what you really think about what's happening in Ontario.
Me: Deal.