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like dis and I’ll assign you a houseplant based on your personality and/or appearance.
(This will be far more amusing for me than it probably will be for you
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(This will be far more amusing for me than it probably will be for you
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@safiyyahn Variegated Hoya Compacta. Low maintenance and if you put give it a lot of love of patience it rewards you with the MOST beautiful blooms
@TheSarsour Curly Spider Plant. You could put this plant through the most and they continue to thrive and put out new growth. Also curly so duh
@oruganti_ Pricky Pear Cactus. Big. Juicy. Could be the baddest bich in the desert but she’s potted because she enjoys the finer things in life
@afrosoulfull Alocasia. Thrives in high humidity and its presence naturally demands attention I mean come on look at those leaves how can we not appreciate the drip
@walmartcleo money tree. First time I saw this plant, it was a baby and I accidentally said out loud “is that weed....” and the clerk was like “.....no” and that pretty much sums up our friendship
@anam_a18 Pink String of Hearts. I’ve been looking for this plant everywhere cause she’s so cute and I can’t find it anywhere besides Europe and wallah it’s driving me nuts I want one so bad 
@someonesayRandy Rubber Tree. Not fussy at all. Gets very tall. Not sure if this is true for you but Caucasians love this plant LMAO
@origNAZ baby’s tears aka pilea depressa. V smol and delicate but remain evergreen
@AnumImrn Venus Fly Trap. Eats men oh I mean insects
@syma_lakhani Purple Oxalis. Love lots of light and grows like crazy. Have one sitting on my desk right now and she brightens my day with her little purple flowers
@sousemoose String of Dolphins. So wholesome and full of positive vibes, well suited to its name like those are literally dolphins
@NuhaKabir Heart Leaf Hoya. I mean like look at her are you fukin kidding me?? Petite, exudes a subtle excellence. An icon
@Mustafa95653585 Fishbone Cactus. Marches to the beat of its own drum. No one authorized him to be zig zagging like that but he's still out here and he's doing it well!
@pizzur1ya Hoya Carnosa Krimson Queen. New leaves emerge bright pink and over time they turn to white or green. She's so beautiful in the subtlest of ways I'm obsessed
@phenaminan Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree. A staple in every well designed space. Is 100% currently stationed near an East facing window in Harry Styles Tribeca apartment.
@yungrajput Chinese Money Plant. Mine has SO many nakhray and is dramatic when you forget to water but I still love it a lot or whateva
@RazaTheMyth Begonia Maculata. I don't often encounter it irl but when I do it is TRULY such a pleasure. The polkadots?? the two toned bright red/ green leaves?? the blooms?? Unique, iconic, 10/10. Wish nothing but love and happiness to this plant.
@sikander_e_azam air plant. DifFeRent, ~~aesthetic~~, *minimalistic*
@NurMassry Calathea Musaica. Gets written off for being a basic foliage-esque plant but if you take a closer look it has an extremely intricate pattern that resembles stained glass. 10/10 I’m still on the hunt for my own
@DanaAjeen Philodendron Pink Princess. Unbelievably rare, people fight on fb marketplace to get their hands on one and I don’t blame them bc she DID that and that’s all I gotta say about it at this time 
@Ponderologist Frizzle Sizzle. Makes me laugh, everybody loves the vibes he puts out. A lil goofy and doesn’t take himself too seriously bc life’s too short!
@heebsat Rasta Lipstick Plant. Making a statement. One of a handful of houseplants that likes to bloom and serve looks all year round
@ranawaywithme String of Pearls. Epitome of class. Timeless. A staple
@guidaa12 Monstera Adansonii aka the Swiss cheese monstera. She’s a vining plant so she truly does get around 
@PALVistan Living Rock Succulent. A lil weird and v extra but very cool. I def have my eyes open for one
@nour_Zarrouk Burros Tail. Quick growing, needs lots of Nour, hella underrated imo
@cooliosnk Satin Pothos. The classiest of all the pothos imhumbleo. The Pothos are an entry level plant but they grow so lush so quickly that you can’t not be a fan
@amyllam Neon Pothos. Extremely bright and always a good time. Low maintenance bc they’re just here to chill and put out good vibes
@rayrgirl Prayer plant. Backs of the leaves are deep purple. Looks watercolor painted irl. A nuanced foliage, has a point of view
@amirralol Peace Lily. If you meet her basic needs/take care of her well and give her attention she gives you pretty lilies year round
