Auditors be like:

Yes, that does say what it says:

ok FOUR - what did they do with that money? mostly, spent it on ads. £780k worth of ads. also there's someone in the world who had a Change UK workplace pension. I know we already did the innocent summer child thing but that's...wow.

here's the relevant line item

and FIVE. I bet you've been waiting for the drop on this one.

after everyone's been paid out there's £91,459 left in the kitty for the remaining shareholders to split.

Better snip

and everyone lived happily ever after.