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oh look what Companies House just sent me! a treat! 
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so you remember UK THE INDEPENDENT CHANGE FOR GROUP? apparently things didn& #39;t go well for them with the whole shut the cashpoints to force you to talk to bank employees thing
who expected? ikr? now they& #39;re shutting down as a company so they filed their final report and accounts. here& #39;s some juice!
ONE. Apparently the whole catastrophic "virus moptop is king, total Brexit, we all lose our seats" thing is down to certain individuals& #39; commitment to Sparkle Motion lacking.
miaow.
TWO. The Change Group for Independent UK managed to pull in like ONE AND A HALF MILLION POUNDS in donations in a short year
THREE. So who gave them all that munn? Surely their financial accounts must shed some light OH YOU INNOCENT SUMMER CHILD
Auditors be like:
Yes, that does say what it says:
ok FOUR - what did they do with that money? mostly, spent it on ads. ÂŁ780k worth of ads. also there& #39;s someone in the world who had a Change UK workplace pension. I know we already did the innocent summer child thing but that& #39;s...wow.
here& #39;s the relevant line item
and FIVE. I bet you& #39;ve been waiting for the drop on this one.
after everyone& #39;s been paid out there& #39;s ÂŁ91,459 left in the kitty for the remaining shareholders to split.
Better snip
and everyone lived happily ever after.
