oh look what Companies House just sent me! a treat! buckle up because this one's spicy! https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/11770529/filing-history/MzI2NTUwMzE3N2FkaXF6a2N4/document?format=pdf&download=0

so you remember UK THE INDEPENDENT CHANGE FOR GROUP? apparently things didn't go well for them with the whole shut the cashpoints to force you to talk to bank employees thing

who expected? ikr? now they're shutting down as a company so they filed their final report and accounts. here's some juice!

ONE. Apparently the whole catastrophic "virus moptop is king, total Brexit, we all lose our seats" thing is down to certain individuals' commitment to Sparkle Motion lacking.

miaow.

TWO. The Change Group for Independent UK managed to pull in like ONE AND A HALF MILLION POUNDS in donations in a short year

THREE. So who gave them all that munn? Surely their financial accounts must shed some light OH YOU INNOCENT SUMMER CHILD

Auditors be like:

Yes, that does say what it says:

ok FOUR - what did they do with that money? mostly, spent it on ads. £780k worth of ads. also there's someone in the world who had a Change UK workplace pension. I know we already did the innocent summer child thing but that's...wow.

here's the relevant line item

and FIVE. I bet you've been waiting for the drop on this one.

after everyone's been paid out there's £91,459 left in the kitty for the remaining shareholders to split.

Better snip

and everyone lived happily ever after.