Up in the middle of the night thinking about my little sister-in-law to be who explicitly said she will violate social distancing mandates for her wedding because as a newly minted physician's assistant, she knows better than all epidemiologists combined

FFS
She has friends flying in from across the country and internationally, who will not be wearing masks or distancing at this wedding, and who will be flying back as vectors to their local communities

But I'm the bad guy for pleading her to take precautions 🤷‍♀️
Like seriously do I call the county sheriff and warn them that Typhoid Mary is coming? Do I even care about having a long-term relationship with a person this selfish? I rather save lives
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