I want to see the SNP start a fuckign dirty campaign now for indy and for Holyrood 2021, I want to see billboards that say the Tories starved yer nan, paid her the worst pension in the developed world, stole 5 years of it, then wanted her to die in the pandemic of 2020.
I want to see grim reapers, with sandwich boards on the street, saying vote tory I need the work cos they put me on a zero fucking hour contract.
I want to see campaigners in nursing uniforms, saying they gave us a clap, while they gave themselves fuckign payrises in Westminster, and btw am a ghost cos they didnt give me the right PPE trying to save yer nan.
I want to see folk dressed as a Tv, that says we gave the world Tv, the phone, and yet we arent allowed to run our ain broadcasting or telco.
I want to see folk dressed as the English flag, with we rule you and naw will ye fuck get a section 30 even if you dont need wan.
I want to see folk dressed as shipyard workers, miners and steel workers - saying remember us in mass industry that our oil paid to close and move our wealth to London.
I want to see folk dressed as EU flags, saying suck it up, it was a UK wide result buttercup, and dont forget to vote for an English party in Scotland.
and if the SNP wont do it, then the regional list indy parties should instead..

And by the time of the next election, and another unused mandate, they will no longer be list parties - but threats to the gradualist and career Wesminsterians also.
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