Fun fact marshy’s a Grade A senses leech. Like you know how people can read and hear ppl’s minds and thoughts well marshy can read, see, hear, feel, think, and taste from other ppl’s brains and not his own tbh. He got a doody memory too so he makes for a killer therapist

If u leave marshy in a room alone and there is a worm near him his stomach will feel floor and his mind will think “dirt”

He is edible and he buys his flesh wholesale, he is an ESFJ-A, he will keep or reveal everyone’s secrets based on how lucky they are, he repeats a phrase about basic facts abt his life to remember, he has a routine for everything, he is everyone’s friend but no-one’s best friend.

Everything about him is creepily proper and straight like sitting or talking but it REALLY QUICKLY shifts based on what the norm is, one time for he summoned demonic entities and had a really edgy demon phase, sometimes he gets random burn marks but he shaves it off after.

Physically he is capable of shape shifting but it’s like working with clay and it takes a long, long time, truth be told sometimes he’s a BEAST when it comes to solving problems and avoiding conflict at ALL COST

thanks for listening,,, ok moving on to Garbage

he's an eternally loud stickman who acts on the spur of the moment, he's a BIG music man with lungs that are made from angels and has depression. he's got infinite lead limbs that are made from the desire to maybe, one day, feel something that isn't the shame from his thought

his jazz skills? splendid. his breath? terrible.

sometimes he can look like many size-varied spiders inhibiting two pieces of clothing. he also likes jpop, screams in outdated memes, loves blind jokes, but has infinite memory and therefore smart. imagine knowing which bathroom to clean ur drawstring ears in without braille

yall know that garbage's garbage head isn't actually his head? his name is absolutely boring and he's actually a depressing heap of sharp spikes and the bag is only saving him from the permanent negativity that is his own being.he also got a HISTORY of flings and short relations

He speaks around A4 but if you hear him at C3 then you'd see a rare sincerity, despite going to parties a lot he actually loves the sound of nature, tiny electronics, and a soft stroke along his ears. It's a short-lived peace that's remembered, no matter how twisted it becomes.

that was the most heated i've been actually like that was 3 years of character development in my brain to these posts holy crap

*4 YEARS. 4 YEARS OF KEEPING EVERYTHING IN so moral of the story lemme read ur utau headcanons