Thread by @princesssbnf, thread time lolhttps://twitter.com/princesssbnf/status/1263653308570402822 #1. I cannot remember the whole story but i [...]

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#1. I cannot remember the whole story but i remember we were walking to one of our friends houses in Milton, Fl and we decided to put

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#2. One time, in North Carolina we had a babysitter who watched us most of the day while our parents were gone. My older sisters decided to sneak boys in the house

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there were like 5 boys total

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> so when it was time for them to go we put on a talent show walking downstairs because we had them upstairs. So we got a huge comforter and held it in front while the boys were behind it walking out of the door and one of them tripped

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we got caught !!!!

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> and we apologized to our babysitter. the talent show was so ghetto omg

3. One time we were staying at this resort i have no clue where it was but anyway, we were just sitting in our hotel bored. Our parents had a separate hotel which was great for the baddest kids in America. So we came up with another plan only bad kids thought of..

yalll!!!!! i’m just so embarrassed lmfaoooooooooooo... we walked around door to door of each hotel in the resort almost and knocked on the door and said we were raising money for charity

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> i am hollering and ashamed lmfaoooooooooooo!!!

#4. So our parents had family friends who had kids that we hung out with when we would see them. So we ended up going to a cabin i can’t remember where with them one year in february, and there was a lot for kids to do there. There was this huge jumpy thing

in the middle of the ground and we were all jumping on it and just having a good time. There is so much to all these stories that i can’t remember so i’m saying that a lot. Anyways, i can’t remember if i did this by myself or we all did it

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they had a daughter and she was jumping on the thing with us. so me and my sisters decided to jump together to make her fall off of it.. omg

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> we jumped so hard the girl was in the air and fell off and i think she was crying or had sand on her face

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#5. One Christmas Eve, our mom made a christmas cake that was vanilla cake and red and green frosting on top!!!! me and my sisters waited till everyone was asleep, went in the kitchen and literally dug our hands in the cake and ran

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y’all should’ve seen how the cake looked

#6. So back to that resort i was talking about.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> So at that same resort there was a little store in the lobby of it. We wanted snacks and the thing is i remember having money for all of it....

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> we decided to STEAL SNACKS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! omg!!!!

the crazy part is we put my youngest sister at the time (can’t remember if the twins were born or even there) up to see if there were alarms in the store when walking out. we made her act younger than she was and walk out with a toy and act like she didn’t know

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luckily there was no alarm system lol!!! so we started going crazy and getting so much stuff. some stuff we payed for to throw it off. y’all we had lollipops, chocolate milk, chips, gum, everythinggggggggg lol!!!!

#7. Baddest kids in America go to Germany lol and overseas period!!! One time we were in Belgium on a family trip. we ended up sneaking out of our hotel of course because bad kids can’t sit down. We sneak out with one of our older sisters, we walk the streets

roaming around in our pajamas!!

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> i had on perry the platypus slippers so ghetto. anyways, we end up meeting this guy on a spongebob bike and he is showing us around. i can’t remember if what i’m about to say is what he showed us or not. but what i seen made me feel like

i was in a movie, we went down a street, turned a corner and we were literally in Hell’s Kitchen. That’s exactly what it looked like, graffiti walls, y’all buildings of apartments and people hanging out the windows. homeless people on the ground, pee puddles,

drugs, bikes, large piles of trash and rats and cats!!! y’all!! so we tell him we will be back because we are going to change because we were in our pajamas of course. fast forward, we come back to the street and before turning the corner we see his spongebob bike

in the middle of the street, the ambulance is there, police. and caution tape is up. the news people were there. y’all we thought we were on an episode of pretty little liars!!!!

we think he died!!!!! and still do

#8. One time, in North Carolina my sisters and i walked a path that led to the woods near our house. y’all we started a little fire and it blew up!!!!!!!! but we did it on purpose i think lol. the whole entire woods blew up it seemed like!! we ran sooooooo fast!!

i have never ran so fast in my life!!!! the fire department came and the ambulance!!! when we got back to our house all we saw was smoke!!!

we acted like nothing happened!!!

#9. Spring break 2013 i believe don’t quote me, in PCB!!!! YALLL!!!!!! this story is about to get crazy. Of course we snuck out, lied and said we were going here and there. My family came down to PCB, we got a condo/townhouse set up thingy. Had so much fun. One day

we walked the strip, met people and ended up at a party. i will say the craziest thing is i saw Trea!!! multiple times lol!!! anyways, we are at this party and end up meeting people who i eventually saw again in Alabama!!!!

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y’all we met these people who were gang affiliated i guess and they were showing us gang signs!!!!

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we went to parties on the beach, one time we were walking the strip and this guy flew out the car with a piece of chicken in his hands saying “i’m walking with y’all”

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y’all one time we were on a golf cart and got pulled over!!! i wasn’t in good condition to be talking to the police but i was talking sooooo much!!!

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i’m leaving that story there

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#10. the story is a story that we now laugh about everyday. One day our mom took us with her to get her nails done because i believe we were going to Mi Casitas (a mexican restaurant) the best place ever. It was taking way too long and we decided to walk to the store

that was nearby in the same plaza. we walk around in the store and automatically get hungry

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> my second oldest sister grabs a pack of oreos and we all walk to the bathroom, we never saw the DETECTIVE who was staring right at us. we walk in and start opening the pack

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as we are opening it, we start singing WATERFALLS BY TLC

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very loud!!! so we can open the pack!! omg y’all i am dying laughing rn!! we get it open and start eating some, and putting some in our purses. Y’all one of the workers opens the bathroom door and realize what’s going on and then leaves

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together, yet according to the detective i had crumbs all over my face

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">. anyway, we put the oreos BACK on the shelf

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> and as we are walking out of the store all we here is “Hello i am detective blah blah blah” i can’t remember his name.

we automatically start getting scared and my youngest sister at the time starts crying. they take us to this office and i’m like “ i didn’t take oreos” and he said “so what’s that on your face”

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my youngest sister just blurts “ WE ARE GOING TO JAILLLLLLL!!” and just starts bawling

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">!! they call my step mom and she comes and is mad and we got banned from the store, and i think that store went out of business i can’t remember. We leave, get in the car

next thing i know, i’m eating chips and dip at Mi Casitas. The End

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i hope everyone has enjoyed this thread

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