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@YakinOuederni Clindamycin. It& #39;s got a black box warning for explosive diarrhea. Need I say more?
@AnumImrn Metformin. Miracle worker, accessible, and (nearly) harmless. Some diarrhea but it& #39;s SELF-LIMITING!! Keep doing great things.
@rzzzqq You thought you were gonna be Daraprim, but I& #39;m here to keep you in check. You& #39;re lithium. Incredibly high maintenance but on Walmart& #39;s $4 drug list. Def wouldn& #39;t invest in.
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@NasihaSmalik Percocet. You’re addictive and I can’t live without you. Necessary alternative given your severe NSAID allergy.
@origNAZ Candesartan. Sweet like candy and lowers people’s blood pressure with her contagious laugh.
@walmartcleo Vitamin D. Loves the sun, and people can never have enough of you. They probably don& #39;t realize how deadly you can be in large doses.
@humahasit Definitely Humira.
@snkhalid1 Dunkin& #39; Donuts iced coffee IV.
@imogen_bin_heap Warfarin. It was originally used as rat poison, and might come in handy since you& #39;re officially a New Yawker.
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