sitting on my apartment balcony and realizing my husband reflexively locked the door when he went inside and went to bed
um
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
He just did it again but I realized immediately and began pounding on the door.
he just did it while i was on a video call, there is video evidence
my husband is in another state right now, but i am sitting on the balcony and my guard is still up
last night, vid call w my brother on the balcony. go to open the door. the door. is locked from the inside. .
last night, carving pumpkins on the balcony, happy as can be. string lights are on, got some spooky music playing quietly. I hear a tchk from the door. ben has locked it.
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