you know what i dont care if tma ends in horrible terrible tragedy because i know that no matter what happens my ass is gonna turn around and say OKAY! SO HERES MY FIX IT AU WHERE THEYRE ALL ALIVE AND THEY ALL SHARE TWO COTTAGES AND HAVE SLICE OF LIFE SHENANIGANS

jon, knocking on the door: er hi i was wondering if we could have a cup of s-
daisira: get off our property gayboy
jon:
jon: technically theyre both daisys property
daisy: shoves him off the doorstep

martin: how did it go
jon: um they said no
tim: did they actually say no or did they just make fun of you until you left
jon: um
georgie, knocking on the window: jon you can have the sugar oh my god

tim: what are you all up to out h- ow!!
sasha, throwing a cookie at him: go away no men allowed at podcast night
tim: but
melanie, also throwing cookies: i'm menphobic

sasha (half asleep): tiiim what happened to breakfast
tim: oh so im just the breakfast man now huh? im just assigned to breakfast? is that all i am to you people? you only love me for my culinary skills?
jon: yes
martin: where are our pancakes timothy

og archive house gets a switch ("wow jon whos your smash main" "I KNOW YOURE MAKING FUN OF ME IVE PLAYED VIDEO GAMES") and they all have an animal crossing island together

girlfriends house all shave their heads together for Catharsis there's nothing funny to add here i just think they deserve it

daisy: melanie can u pass me the remote
melanie: no shut up cop
daisy: U CANT JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME
melanie: yes i can get it urself cop
daisy: OK FAIR BUT YOURE SITTING ON THE CUSHION ITS UNDER
melanie: (genuinely didnt realize) ........no shut u

(blanket fort hours)
timsasha: ur not allowed in our domain!!
wtgfs: our fort is better anyway!!!! we have the heated blanket!
the admiral, running across the blankets: mrow
georgie: TRAITOR
sasha: WE HAVE CAPTURED THE PRINCE

also tim regularly does the "stop screaming its just me" when sasha is in the shower but one day martins in there and he doesnt realize so he's in the middle of saying "it's just me" when he realizes its martin and now theyre both screaming

ive just now decided that jon is insanely good at mario kart. "wow you played a lot as a kid huh" "no ahaha this is my first time, actually:')" "WH. HUH. WHAT!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR I- IS THE EYE GIVING YOU SECRET MARIO KART KNOWLEDGE?!"

basira, previously crowned mario kart master: im putting an end to your reign
cue the closest most intense mario kart game any of them have ever witnessed. theyre lucky they dont have neighbors because the screaming is unparalleled. basira wins, but it's very close

tim:
daisy:
tim:
daisy:
tim:
daisy:
tim: so.
daisy: so...
tim: so like, technically, are you a furry?
daisy: im going home.
tim: NO WAIT COME BACK IM NOT JUDGING YOU IM JUST ASKING PLEASE I NEED TO KN