hxh characters and why they need to be cancelled - a thread

gon + killua + alluka
- u thought
- pure babies protect them forever deserve everything in the whole entire world
- only ones not part of this thread <33

kurapika
- too sexy. illegal to be this sexy
- gawd lemme give u a kiss

leorio
- didn’t punch ging hard enough, should have broke his neck
- also deserves a kiss

hisoka
- thicc asf, unfair hip to waist ratio
- always horny
- sexy but still a psychopath
- chomped on his own arm. no self respect
- cant see it in this pic but receding hairline
- what kind of stupid ass name is “bungee gum”

chrollo
- cock too fat and juicy
- when his hair is slicked back he looks like an egg with a wig on at some angles
- also looks like michael scott from the office
- tits out even in unnecessary situations
- cock too fat and juicy

illumi
- tiddies fat as FUCK
- but wont lemme hold em
- stuck a needle in killuas head booooo
- slept underground in the exam,,,, sir are u okay
- gittarackur was ugly asf
- his sweater paws cute here tho

feitan
- short
- always looks constipated
- come on fuck me emo boy
- probably wears black nail polish
- solution to any big inconvenience is fire
- effective tho ngl
- would be an arsonist

machi & shizuku
- could have both 100% pegged hisoka and chrollo at the same time but never did
- straps too big
- backs must hurt from carrying the phantom troupe
- machi also had the chance to put hisoka’s hands on the wrong arms but didn’t smh

kite
- d worded too early
- i miss u king #bringcrazyslotsback

ging
- abandoned a whole child
- stinky
- can’t grow a beard
- 3 ft tall
- there’s a reason it’s canon that everyone hates him
- the list goes beyond a tweet

silva & kikyo
- both ugly
- silva built like a door
- kikyo’s genuinely crazy
- ugly hats
- get some normal looking eyes woman
- haha 3 bad parents in a row

milluki
- sexist
- fat feitan
- eats in front of the computer, keyboard probably greasy asf
- killua shoulda kicked his ass harder

meruem
- why are his thighs so FAT
- scary lookin . meruem stans are monster fuckers
- nerd

pitou, pouf, and youpi
- furries
- pouf looks like an off brand seventeen member
- gawd he was so annoying every time he started moaning over meruem i wanted to k word
- youpi no braincells
- pitou only has 8 fingers total. loser
- killed kite. booo
- wish gon kicked him harder