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I’ve been wanting to share some of these stories give me an excuse <3
1. Lets kick this off with somethin light
2. I probably cleaned up a total of like 15 diapers? They filled up the trash cans in the main room and the bathroom so then they started putting them in a pizza box on the desk. They were only there 2 nights
3. Raise hell eat cornbread
4. On the front desk … right in front of my eyes
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6. I didn’t take the aloe leaf which I still regret however I took the loaf of bread and put it in the employee fridge and ate it plain throughout the next week
7. I literally still cannot rationalize why people from the doj were at this small rural hotel and berated me for not knowing their privacy procedures
8. wealthy ppl can choke
9. This particular woman would get drunk and verbally berate me for no reason and then be nice to me the next morning and I hoped she’d choke
10. Can anyone help me explain this phenomenon like I’m still genuinely baffled
11. Yes I’m juuling but you’re grilling a fucking steak in the parking lot let’s pretend we both saw nothing
12. Blind rage
13. When your urge to sexually harass service workers overrides your logic and normal brain functioning
14. On that note 
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17. Boomers stop doing this challenge
18. The next few are about the same woman who I only knew for like 3 days but left a lifelong impact on me
19. This is a lot but I can’t separate these tweets like this is my first encounter with this woman in which she traps me in her room and talks for an hour at such a speed I literally cannot interject or leave
20. She proceeded to continue doing this like every day NSKWKDLQLDLW
21. Anyway I listened to her and dealt with her for like 4 days in which she told me she loved me and also would like grab me without permission DKWKFKWKF anyway i was gone like 2 days and my boss had to deal with her … I came back and she had been banned
22. But she honestly does stay in my head rent free like if only she could stay there instead of a hotel
23. Re upping this thread with tweets from my current job
