What’s a crazy black old wife’s tale, myth or superstition that you don’t believe anymore...

But you still don’t mess around with it, just to be safe?
Like, I know that thunder is a sonic wave created by the rapid expansion and lighting is an electrostatic discharge. I understand that neither is influenced by movement or speech.

But I still lowkey sit down and be quiet while God is doing his work.
And I might fight you if you lay your hat on my bed.
And if my teeth start falling out in a dream, I start calling family members to see if they’re ok
Same for if a bird flies in the house. I literally called an aunt to get a ruling on a bird that had flown on my screened-in porch.

Apparently it’s allowed
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