Y’all talked me into it so guess what I’m starting? Little Fires Everywhere. Episode 1 as we speak.

Reese Witherspoon know she plays the same entitled, rigid, by the book white woman in every role.

She has to plan out sex with her husband?!

I want to know the backstory on why Kerry and her dawta are living pillar to post.

Reese Witherspoon is about to work my last damn nerve

Not Reese asking Kerry to be a housekeeper lmaooooo

Kerry’s trembling mouth is about to send me over the edge.

Reese the same exact character in Big Little Lies too chile

Girl why did this boy lead her into a junkyard?!

IF KERRY DON’T STOP WITH DOING THAT WITH HER MOUTH

Reese’s problem child is annoying AF though

So Kerry has agreed to be Molly the Maid to Reese’s family.

Chile is that Jesse Williams in this recurring nightmare she keeps having?

We’re on episode 2. Reese’s perfect daughter with the black athlete. Girl lmaooooooo

Baybeeee episode 3 is about to have me over the edge omg skdjdkdnsnsns

“Your mom is giving Denise from Cosby vibes. You’re totally mixed.” Snndmxnznxnsxndnmsm bitch

Kerry sour ass gonna say I gave you four walls lmaoooo! That’s what you supposed to do sus!!!!! Lmaoooooo

So chile we back to Episode 5

Oh wow. So Reese’s character once upon a time was young, wild and free with her boyfriend in Paris. How she turned into such a by the book, rigid jackass is beyond me lmao

So the little girl just let the cat out of the bag that she’s been going to Kerry’s house lmaooooo

And Reese’s oldest dawta is now pregnant LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is Lexi going to come clean about her pregnancy?

GIRL IKYFLTM!!!!!!!

She’s driving to NY in the middle of the night?! Lmao

Reese’s hair is perfectly coiffed in every scene lmao

Lexi and Pearl’s “friendship” is vv strange to me.

LEXI NEED HER ASS WHOOPED! Using Pearl’s name down to the clinic LMAO IKYFL

Ah so this is her ex boyfriend.

So this is the love of Reese’s life?

Chile they are reminiscing at this dinner lmao.

Reese is getting teary eyed at this dinner chile lmao. What her life could have been with the love of her life.
Gone.

I’m still confused as to why Pearl had sex with Trip and not the other one who likes her a lot.

Not Trip calling and professing his love chile lmao. She got both brothers in lust lmao

Kerry better read this little entitled bitch down!!!!

Oooo girl. Reese’s character is a cautionary tale chile

Her ex boyfriend better read her down and reject her LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

When do we find out about Mia’s backstory???

Who is this art dealer lady she keeps calling????

BITCHHHHH THE END OF EPISODE 5! IKYFLTMRN LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Baby this show got more twists omfg lmaooooooooooo

LORD TODAY

Awww her brother was so sweet

Is this Anika Noni Rose?!

I have never been more frightened and bothered by Jesse Williams lmaooooooo omg his character on the train is freaking me out

Girl I have a feeling about this Anika Noni Rose plot chile......

Chile no she did not omg

LMAOOOOO CHILE A MESS

Lord so her scholarship getting taken away. So this is where shit go downhill...

Is this Nicole Beharie too?!

WHAT DO YALL HAVE ME WATCHING?! I AM SITTING HERE ON THE EDGE!!!

Oh chile! So this episode is the backstory on Mia and Elaina’s lives lmao

Oh baby her mammy is a skinny alcoholic omg and evil AF too

So that’s why she’s always measuring her wine LMAO

4 babies under the age of 4. IKYFL

Her mom couldn’t hire some help?!?!?

Chile a young Reese was trying to convince hope when she stammered “I chose my life” LMAOOOOOOOOOO

OH EM GEE NO TF SHE DID NOT

SOMEBODY COME GET KERRY OMG

I know Mia did not call that family up OMFG DKFMDKSKDKSKSKKDKD

I want Reese’s character arrested. Like wtf?!

Omg! Moody found out lmaooooooooo

Girl not them fighting in the junkyard lmao

Omfg Lexi messed everything up putting Pearl’s name down!! UGH

Not the little one reading Moody down LMAO

COME THRU IZZY!!!

The dad finally got a backbone!! Lmaoooooooo

Come thru Bill!! Let Reese know about you know about the affair LMAOOOOOOOO

YES BILL READ YOUR EVIL ASS WIFE LMAOOOOOOO

OMFG SHE STOLE THE BABY?!?!?!????? IKYFLTM

OMG SHE REALLY SAID THAT TO HER DAUGHTER?!?!? OMG!!!!!!

REESE WITHERSPOON YOU RAGGEDY BITCH OMFG

THAT’S RIGHT KIDS BURN IT DOWN

Ooooooo bitch she gon take the fall for her kids LMAOOOOOOOO

I hope Reese goes to jail lmaooooo

Girl Isabella is on a bus to where?!?!? Lmaooooooo