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Elle Woods
* Incredibly productive
* Still getting dressed up for themself
* Talks way too much to their pets
* Incredibly productive
* Still getting dressed up for themself
* Talks way too much to their pets
Emmett
* Seems like they’re handling it
* Lowkey anxious
* Way too many energy drinks to stay active
* Seems like they’re handling it
* Lowkey anxious
* Way too many energy drinks to stay active
Warner
* Constantly complaining
* Refuses to wear a mask
* Thinks he knows better than medical professionals
* Constantly complaining
* Refuses to wear a mask
* Thinks he knows better than medical professionals
Vivienne
* Starts out thinking everyone is just a conspiracy
* Realizes that her initial assumptions were wrong
* Becomes a better person
* Starts out thinking everyone is just a conspiracy
* Realizes that her initial assumptions were wrong
* Becomes a better person
Paulette
* Forced to work despite it being unsafe
* Distrustful of stranger’s hygiene
* Too kind to call you out for undertipping
* Forced to work despite it being unsafe
* Distrustful of stranger’s hygiene
* Too kind to call you out for undertipping
Chutney
* Has an ineffective but stylish designer face mask
* Very upset hair salons aren’t open right now
* Might shoot someone
* Has an ineffective but stylish designer face mask
* Very upset hair salons aren’t open right now
* Might shoot someone
Serena
* Constantly starting group chats and sharing memes
* Insists they’re doing fine, but really aren’t
* Lots of half finished quarantine projects
* Constantly starting group chats and sharing memes
* Insists they’re doing fine, but really aren’t
* Lots of half finished quarantine projects
Margot
* Definitely having long conversations with their pets
* Always seems surprised
* Deleting and redownloading dating apps constantly
* Definitely having long conversations with their pets
* Always seems surprised
* Deleting and redownloading dating apps constantly
Brooke
* Organizing a Zoom workout party
* Probably bought a Peloton
* Carefully curates their social media but secretly freaking out
* Organizing a Zoom workout party
* Probably bought a Peloton
* Carefully curates their social media but secretly freaking out
Professor Callahan
* Threatens lawsuits over being asked to wear a mask
* Demands stores open early but plans to work from home until 2021
* Makes employees break quarantine to bring him supplies
* Threatens lawsuits over being asked to wear a mask
* Demands stores open early but plans to work from home until 2021
* Makes employees break quarantine to bring him supplies
Professor Stromwell
* Started self isolating early because she was prepared
* Tries to get people to understand why safety matters
* Generally exasperated & disappointed in people, but still kind
* Started self isolating early because she was prepared
* Tries to get people to understand why safety matters
* Generally exasperated & disappointed in people, but still kind
Enid
* Definitely started some kind of garden
* Major activist vibes
* Has made just so much art
* Definitely started some kind of garden
* Major activist vibes
* Has made just so much art
David
* How many books has he read?
* Not on social media, somehow still knows all the news
* Stress eating and worrying they aren’t doing enough
* How many books has he read?
* Not on social media, somehow still knows all the news
* Stress eating and worrying they aren’t doing enough
Bruiser
* Honestly has zero idea what’s going on
* Routine hasn’t changed much, but notices others are acting different
* Doesn’t understand why no one can hang out
* Honestly has zero idea what’s going on
* Routine hasn’t changed much, but notices others are acting different
* Doesn’t understand why no one can hang out
Kyle “The UPS Guy”
* Wasn’t actually able to quarantine, still has to work daily
* Underappreciated and underpaid
* Mostly an enigma, but worth getting to know
* Wasn’t actually able to quarantine, still has to work daily
* Underappreciated and underpaid
* Mostly an enigma, but worth getting to know
