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things that happened on tv shows in the parallel universe: a thread

• greys anatomy ended 6 years ago and cristina yang never left

• alex karev never left either especially for izzie (????????)

• calzona got an onscreen endgame at the very least

• april kepner is still at grey sloan and working things out with jackson

• derek shepherd is alive and well and thriving

• mark and lexie are married with a family

• juliet burke never died

• sam and diane didn’t break my heart and ended up together

• season 8 of charmed never happened or at least never happened the way it did

• also prue never left and everything is just better

• ted and robin never ended up together

• rachel got on the plane

• keith scott didn’t die and he got his happy ending with karen

• dan scott croaked earlier in the series bc he becomes a boring villain in later seasons

• LILY AND RUFUS WERE ENDGAME IM STILL FURIOUS

• meanwhile dan humphrey ended up alone and serena and nate caught that endgame

• georgina was the real gossip girl. or jenny. or vanessa. or eric. idk anyone that made sense?????

(sorry y’all i just finished a rewatch)

• the zelena/robin baby plot line was a funny crackhead idea and that was it, it never made it to the screen

• season 7 of ouat never ever ever happened

• at least one ouat lead character was gay like CMON YOU MEAN NONE OF THEM COUGH REGINA MILLS COUGH EMMA SWAN COUGH WERE GAY

• neal cassidy didn’t die and had a real chance to be with emma and his son

• carlos cifuentes did not kill himself and his character development wasn’t shot to hell bc the writers didn’t know what else to do with him if he wasn’t with lidia

• speaking of character development... JAIME LANNISTER KILLED CERSEI AND ENDED UP WITH BRIENNE OF TARTH

• daenerys got her rightful throne and didn’t get the dirty ass ending she didn’t deserve

• norma bates and alex romero committed (and later killed) norman. they’re happy, healthy, married and are spending their days being the best grandparents to baby kate

• robin hood didn’t die on ouat bc ouat was written by competent, non-money hungry writers and that’s that on that

• we’re on a dumb character death train so LEXA KOM TRIKRU IS STILL ALIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

• quentin coldwater didn’t die for literally nothing else other than shock value because the writers wanted to be edgy and original but instead fed into a decades long trope that i trusted them not to fall prey to

• also quentin and eliot are married and grow old together doing puzzles and magic and shit

• 12 monkeys is actually terribly written and makes no sense because this universe got a flawlessly written masterpiece from beginning to end

• imma get hate for this one but idc the vampire diaries ended with stefan and elena (and also BONNIE AND DAMON WERE GIVEN A CHANCE i thought they would have been good together

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• grayson was not UNNECESSARILY KILLED in drop dead diva bc the writers realized they didn’t need to “even the playing field” for jane bc someone attractive like grayson would still wanna be with a beautiful, plus sized woman like jane

• also fred and stacy were endgame this is ridiculous

• nairobi is alive and well (miss u bby)

• marcus kane and abby griffin are busy growing old together